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20 de las decoraciones navideñas (accidentalmente) más gays que hemos visto nunca

¿COMPRAR UN JERSEY DE CUELLO ALTO PARA UNA FIESTA? GAY.

Three-panel image. In the first panel, a neon Christmas sign of a candle in front of two ball shaped ornaments with sprigs of holly that resembles a penis. In the middle, a ceramic Santa head wearing a hat with his mouth wide open and his hand outstretched in front of it. On the far right panel, a blonde singing angel decoration with her mouth wide open. Four white candles on top of her have melted, leaving her face covered in strands of white.

"Alegra la Navidad", decían.

Aunque la comunidad LGBTQ+ ha reivindicado Halloween como la "Navidad gay", eso no cambia el hecho de que las fiestas de diciembre son bastante maricas por sí mismas.

¿Comprar un jersey de cuello alto para una fiesta? Gay.

¿Decorar tu casa con bolas de diferentes colores? ¡Gay!

¿Un hombre que entra en tu casa por la noche con un montón de regalos? ¡GAAAAY!

Pero, sinceramente, los proveedores del espíritu navideño no necesitan ayuda para alegrar la temporada. (Aunque, según una encuesta de YouGov de 2021, el 76% de los británicos estaría de acuerdo con un Papá Noel homosexual).

Desde candelabros con forma fálica, a traviesas redecillas y árboles con forma de tapón del culo, no podemos ser los únicos que nos hemos dado cuenta de que las fiestas siempre han sido un poco afrutadas.

Así que, en el espíritu del alegre San Nicolás, haz clic para ver algunas de las decoraciones navideñas más divertidas (y accidentalmente gays) de la historia.

¿Así son las vacaciones en Palm Springs?

A front yard decorated in Christmas lights at nighttime. In the foreground, a palm tree sits with its base covered in red lights and its leaves covered in strands of green, resembling a phallus ejaculating.

Pensábamos que Papá Noel era el que se deslizaba por el...

Santa Slide... ¡Ho ho ho! [x-post]

byu/howardkinsd inCrappyDesign

Escuchad, los ángeles heraldos... ¡¿cantan?!

A ceramic decoration of a blonde angel wearing a white dress singing with her mouth open. On her head, four white candles have melted, leaving strips of white dripping down her face. She's surrounded by poinsettia plants in a nondescript living room tableau.

Este árbol de Navidad minimalista nos tiene en ascuas.

In an outdoor square, with passerby walking through and tall, black street lamps, rests a giant green minimalistic Christmas tree that resembles a butt plug.

McDonald's contagia la alegría de las fiestas.

A white coffee cup with a heat sleeve from McCafe. The red sleeve reads "Warmest Greetings" on two white mittens being held by hands, resembling a butt being spread open. Around the unfortunate illustration are hearts, stars, and snowflakes.

Yoda tiene un regalo navideño muy especial.

Navidad arruinada es!

byu/olavbander inCrappyDesign

Felicidades de ese ángel que te cuida.

A crocheted blonde angel in a white gown with white wings and a lollipop is tied up on a desk lamp, which hangs between its legs resembling a phallus. In the background are Christmas cards and holly decorations.

El árbol de Navidad que sólo un top podría amar.

Árbol de Navidad del centro comercial

byu/maxt0r inCrappyDesign

Papá Noel tiene una bolsa nueva.

A ceramic Santa decoration, featuring Santa with a big white beard and hat looking up with his mouth wide open. His hand is outstretched in front of him with a price sticker that reads "$3.00."

¡¿Tu perro hace *qué* para Santa?!

Maravilloso disfraz de perro que encontró mi amigo.

byu/3rd-Age inCrappyDesign

¿A esto se referían con "juegos de renos"?

A grassy front yard decorated for Christmas at daytime. An inflatable Santa, in a red coat and hat, sits waving in a sled. He's led by three brown reindeer with snowflake-adorned saddles. The four legged reindeer are posed one in front of the other, connected by what appeared to be a brown leg inserting into the rear of the reindeer in front of them.

No es la "Navidad de caramelo duro" de tu abuela.

Los salvamanteles de la abuela son mi parte favorita de la Navidad todos los años.

byu/BigPappa21 inmildlypenis

Cuando las medias familiares te leen por guarro...

Two-panel image. Both images show a brick fireplace decorated with stockings for the holiday season. The white stockings are labelled M, R, P, H, A, G, S, T in that order. White text on the first panel reads "That awkward moment when you realize that the chronological order of your." In the second panel, the text continues, "stockings say Mr Phag Street." The second panel also reads, "Don't get offended. It's spelled with a Ph." A gingerbread GIF is featured on both panels with a red sticker that reads, "Make the yuletide GAY."

Los osos están al acecho estas fiestas.

Esta decoración navideña del centro comercial

byu/MyNameGifOreilly inCrappyDesign

Cuando las manualidades navideñas salen terriblemente mal.

A tan colored candle sits glued on top of a red, green, and white buttoned pad on a red tablecloth. The tan colored candle is dripping in what appears to be white hot glue, resembling a phallus.

Ho, ho, ho en efecto.

Two-panel image. In the left panel, a tall and skinny glass Santa decoration wearing a red hooded suit and carrying a staff with a Christmas tree on it sways to one side. The figure is pictured on a wooden table with a card game askew. In the second panel, the same figure is turned around to reveal the back of its hooded red suit, resembling a long hooded phallus.

¿Es esto lo que hacen antes de fundirse...?

Precioso para las fiestas

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Decora las bolas, er, los pasillos...

A dark street lined with neon Christmas decorations. Each neon decoration is a candle in between two ornaments and a sprig of holly, unfortunately resembling a penis.

Él sabe cuando has sido malo, o bueno, o una tercera cosa secreta.

A collection of stuffed Santa decorations on the shelf at a store. The decoration features Santa with a smile holding a present above his head. Sewed to the front of his crotch, unfortunately placed between his legs, is a little child with his face buried in his crotch. The child wears a green striped shirt and candy cane striped shoes.

Informando en directo desde la tienda de Santa Claus.

On the beach, a Christmas light decoration pictured at daytime. What is supposed to be a Santa that lights up and gives the appearance of a tossing up a present now looks like one Santa thrusting into another who's bent over.

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